Iron Chiefs – America

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Our contestant Iron Chiefs come from different parts of the world and have iron domination over both their populations. They bring with them a team of experienced interrogators adept at getting confessions from even the most intransigent subjects.

Contestants have just one hour to prepare their subjects and deliver them for an indictment to our Interrogation Stadium panels of secret judges.

This month’s ingredient is Meddling. 

Iron Chief Putin who will you be preparing for our Interrogation Stadium.

Putin: We plan to dish out interrogation to former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul. This will involve first a slow simmer and then beatings and prolonged electric shocks. After which he will be served with arrest under cover and presented before you.

Iron Chief Trump who will you be preparing for Interrogation Stadium.

Trump: I’ve brought our most experience “enhanced interrogators” from Guantanamo Bay who will dish it out to your Russian operative. We’ll start with a water-bath followed by prolonged stress positions, and ultimately loud music and hallucinatory drugs to finish off the dish. These will then be served to our secret courts and whisked away to unknown places.

Well, whatever you have planned it time to GET INTERROGATING!