Trump Apologizes to Russia for US starting Cold war. Promises to re-build Berlin Wall.

Satirical News Service
Helsinki, Finland

President Trump today formally apologized to Vladimir Putin for the US starting the Cold War which brought down the Soviet Union. In a tweet, he sent just hours ago he stated.

“The Cold War – which brought great hardship to the Russian people, was largely the fault of Democratic Presidents Truman, Kennedy, and Obama – and now thanks to the great leadership of Mr. Putin is now largely over. There is still a lot of work to be done in Europe, which the Russians are already starting to do in The Ukraine and Crimea to bring peace and stability to that region. We have agreed to rebuild the Berlin Wall with Russia’s help so that Germany can keep out immigrants who are infesting Europe – and Germany is going to pay for it!”