Satirical News Service
Washington, D. C.
After his “successful” meetings with Kim Jong Un, NATO, and Melissa May, the Trump Administration announced its latest plan for the 2018 World Tyrants Tour. This will include state visits to leaders in some of the world's most repressive regimes including Russia, Myanmar, Venezuela, Syria, Saudi Arabia, and possibly Iran. In each country, he'll shake hands with their leader and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with them while he praises what a great job they are doing and how America can now be their friend. According to White House sources, the tour is designed to demonstrate what a skillful negotiator he is at wringing concessions from formerly hostile regimes, It remains to be seen what if any concessions will be offered but It does r promote his own brand of “mano-a-mano” diplomacy. Iran still presents a problem after he blew-off the hard win Nuclear agreement, but sources within the Trump Administration say “he'll put it back on the table minus any inspections, and that should make them happy.”
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