Evidence Of Doping 'Overwhelming,' US Anti-Doping Agency Says

Satirical News Service
Denver, CO

U.S. Anti-Doping Agency released more than 1,000 pages and photos of evidence in the case of Obama’s alleged doping just prior to the debate in Denver last week. “It became quite clear to us he was involved Doping before the Debates from just looking at the President on the Podium. We were unable to obtain the necessary tests to prove it, but the visual evidence is overwhelming.”