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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Romney’s Navy Plans Revealed



Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

New details are emerging about the new ships that Mitt Romney wants add to the US Navy. These will be a new class of ships which will be stationed in the Caribbean at a new US Naval base in the Cayman Islands. There primary mission will be on patrol to carry unspecified important people to vital destinations in the Caribbean. The first two of these new ships will be called The USS Carl Rove and the USS Bill Perry.

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