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Monday, October 29, 2012

Ohio Governor Urge Democrats to Evacuate State

Republican governor Kasich today urged Democrat to evacuate the state of Ohio that now sits in the outer path of Hurricane Sandy. "We are concerned that God's wrath will come down on us as it has already on New York and other 'Blue states'". He pleaded with democrats to leave a soon as possible and not to return until after the election so that damage to our great state can be averted. Other Republican governors in the path of Sandy have urged their democrats to leave as well.  "God knows who you are" stated governor Christie, "and if I were you, I'd run for the border!"

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