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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Coal Prices Soar on Reports of Huge Order from Santa Claus

Satirical News Service
New York, NY

Shares of Coal Futures soared today amid reports of a huge order by Santa Claus Industries. Their CEO, Kris Kringle, confirmed the order saying our demand for coal this Xmas is going thru the roof. The number of naughty keeps growing, and there is worry that there will be insufficient coal available to put in their stockings. Most of the coal will be sent to the Washington Beltway region where the naughty top the list, mostly from people high up in government offices. "Perhaps THIS is how Trump is going to bring back the coal industry to America", said one spokesperson.

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