Satirical News Service
Moscow, Russia
Moscow, Russia
Vladimir Putin has offered to help President Trump in his campaign to get Republicans in mid-term elections with Robocalls that will go out to Republicans in contested districts.
"Pree-vyét (hello) Americans. It is your old friend and new ally Vladimir Putin calling to urge you to go out and vote for (name of candidate), who is also great friend and ally of Mr. Trump. Together, but with no collusion, we Make Amerika Great Again. He will fulfill promise of building US border wall and re-build Berlin Wall too, to keep out immigrants who might be trying to leave oppressive regimes in countries. (name of candidate) promises to be very tough on me so we can all be friends. So get out and vote for (name of candidate)."
"I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message that I and my entire family had no prior knowledge of and certainly did not collude in its making. "
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