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After a week of bizarre statements by Chief Council Rudolph Giuliani in an interview Sunday with NBC’s Chuck Todd, Giuliani today stated that he now knows who is behind the collusion with Russian agents during the election. “It was Trump’s evil twin brother. This brother has long been kept a secret from the public and even members of his own family. It now has become evident that he was the one who might be behind any collusion with Russian Agents – if there was any collusion – which of course there wasn’t. The Real Donald Trump is completely innocent. He only has been attacking the press, the FBI, the Justice Department, Mueller and everyone else just to protect his twin brother. He cares very much for him and will do anything to protect him. But he – meaning the REAL Donald Trump is completely innocent.”
When pressed about the daily onslaught of bizarre tweets coming from Trump's twitter account (@RealDonaldTrump), Giuliani confessed “These are also the work of Trump’s evil twin. He created the account as @RealDonaldTrump only to divert attention away from him, the NOT real Donald Trump.”
While heads in the Press room were swimming in a “WTF expression” of bewilderment, Giuliani added, “This is not a time to pile on the President (i.e. The REAL Donald Trump). He is carrying a great burden now having to deal with the fact that his family’s dreadful secret is out at last.”
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