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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Trump Awarded First Ever Nobel “Piss” Prize

First Ever Nobel Piss Prize Awarded to Donald Trump
Satirical News Service
Stockholm, Sweden

Today the Nobel Prize Commission in Stockholm announced that they were giving the first ever Nobel “Piss Prize” to Donald Trump. It is in recognition of the fact that he has managed to “Piss-Off” more than three-quarters of the world’s population. 
In their award statement, they said,
“We have never before seen the world so united in their common disgust of Donald Trump. Wherever we went – even in the remotest parts of Africa and the far polar regions in the North, 3 out of 4 people had the same reaction to him – ‘He a total (expletive deleted)’. “


The award comes with a monetary prize of  1 öre – worth less than 1 cent US.

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