Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
The jury in the Paul Manafort case came forward with a 32 count guilty verdict for Terrible Taste in Clothing. They also found him guilty of 21 counts of Insanely Poor Shopping Habits.
One juror, who refused to be identified stated, "My mind was pretty well made up when I saw that Ostrich jacket - and the price he paid for it - $15,000. It was truly hideous! Also the prices he paid for those other suits - $50,000 or more for something you could pick up at Nordstroms Rack for $250! The man is clearly guilty of poor taste and poor shopping habits.”
His sentencing is expected next month where the judge will most likely force him to wear an orange jump suit for possibly the rest of his life.
His sentencing is expected next month where the judge will most likely force him to wear an orange jump suit for possibly the rest of his life.
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