New Documentary Shows Lincoln Pleaded with Congress to Build Wall between North and South

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 A new documentary has recently been released showing new evidence that in 1861 Lincoln pleaded with Congress to “Build a Wall between Northern States and Southern States” to prevent illegal immigration of  Black slaves who were escaping and illegally crossing the border in large numbers. “We need that wall!, Lincoln pleaded, “to prevent a Civil War between the States”. But in the end, the Democratic Party held up his vitally needed wall and resulted in the Civil War. The new documentary also shows that Fort Sumter was only fired upon after it was learned that Union Soldiers from that fort were coming to take away their guns. They fired only to protect their Second Amendment Rights.