Dear Parent:
This
letter is to inform you of some recent changes to your child’s school year. Due
the need to keep armed guards in all the classrooms and supply them with arms
and training, as well as need for high security metal detectors at every
entrance, and bullet proof glass doors and windows, and Kevlar vests for all of
our teachers, we have had to make the following budget changes.
From this day forward, we will have only one day of school per
week held in a single classroom with one teacher. We will no longer be offering
any sports or extra-curricular activities due to the need for additional
security measures in open areas. The school day will last from 10:00 am till
12:30 pm. Please plan on bringing your child at least 2 hours early so that
they have time tp go through a thorough security screening and if necessary
body search. Please be sure to pick you child up within thirty minutes of the
end of the school day, as those students left will have to be bused to a secure
location where their collective security can be provided.
If you
feel that these changes are unacceptable, you are welcome to send your child to
private schools for $25,000 a pop, or home school them since these new requirements
only apply to public schools whose budgets are already over-stretched.
While regret the necessity of these changes it is the only
way we can ensure your child’s safety while some stupid Second Amendment Gun
loving M____F____ can stay happy and keep his assault rifles, Glock 45’s and
extended ammo clips.
Sincerely Yours,
Your
Local School Board Director
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