Iranians Show Solidarity with US Gun Appreciation Day with their own Nuclear Weapons Appreciation Day

Satirical News Service
Tehran, Iran

In an effort to show solidarity with gun loving Americans, there was a mass demonstration today in Tehran Square for Nuclear Weapons Appreciation Day. Thousands showed up at the rally with signs like “We uphold everyone’s Second Amendment right to bear nuclear arms!” and “If they want to take my Atom bomb away, they’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands”,

According to one Iranian demonstrator, “We are in complete solidarity with the American Second Amendment Rights advocates, first they want to take away our nuclear weapons, and before you know it they will want to take away our AK-47’s. If they take nuclear weapons away from freedom loving law abiding countries like Iran, then only outlaw states (like Israel) will have Nuclear Bombs”.