Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
In a dramatic effort to show that North Korea is looking to adopt more Western Ways, Kim Jong-un announced today that North Korea has passed a Second Amendment to their non-existent Bill of Rights that affirms their country’s “Right to Keep and Bear Nuclear Arms aimed at the USA”. In a press conference he stated that “North Korea wants to be like the US in affirming their rights to bear arms. ”We stand in solidarity with the NRA and gun groups that refuse to let the US government take them away."
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