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Saturday, January 19, 2013

Lance Armstrong Admits To Having Imaginary Girl Friend

Satirical News Service
New York, New York


In a stunning admission on Oprah, Lance Armstrong confessed that he had an imaginary girlfriend, and it was because of her, that he started doping. In a tearful interview, he said his imaginary girlfriend helped him to get through the cancer treatments and encouraged him to start competitive cycling again, but then she dumped him for Manto Te’o. That’s when he became depressed and that started doping.

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