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Friday, January 11, 2013

NRA Proposes “Kid -Gun Exchange” Program


Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

Showing ever increasing reasonableness on proposing new solutions to solving gun violence especially in school aged children, the NRA magnanimously has offered a “Kid-Gun Exchange” program. This program encourages parents of school aged kids to exchange them for anything from a Glock 45 to a fully equipped M4 Assault rifle with 100 round extended ammunition clip.

According to one NRA spokesperson. “We feel this is a great way to keep those kids off the street and keeping them from getting their hands on dangerous things like bicycles and high capacity squirt guns”. It will also help to reduce the number of kids that a potentially deranged gunman could kill in say a school or Mall shooting”.

For a 3-5 year old, the NRA will offer a Glock 45
For a 6-9 year old an AK-47 semi-automatic
For a child 9-16 they would be eligible to receive an M4 semi-automatic with 100 round extended ammo clip with armor piercing bullets.

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