NRA Proposes 30 Day Waiting Period Before Attending School, Going To Shopping Malls Or Movies

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

Today NRA president met with VP Joe Bidden to try to find a path to curbing gun violence that is epidemic now in America. NRA president David Keene proposed mandatory 30 day waiting periods for anyone wanting to attend school, go to a shopping mall or movie theater, in order to perform  thorough background checks.  We cannot know every reason a crazed killer might have for blowing away individuals who are attending schools or movies or malls, so every effort must be made to determine if there is anything about a person that might upset someone going there loaded with several semi-automatic assault rifles with extended ammo clips and grenade launchers. While it may be inconvenient, it is the only way we can insure that people’s legitimate Second Amendment  Rights  are not infringed upon.  It is difficult to always determine if someone is legitimately crazy, or a just a perfectly normal gun loving person who thinks that they need to carry multiple assault rifles with 10,000 rounds of armor piercing ammunition to defend against the very real threat of UN black ops helicopters, and Liberals who might want to take away our Constitutional Rights and guns. So we have to err on side of upholding their Second Amendment Rights.