Satirical News Service
New York, NY
New York, NY
Only one day after announcing that it would sue the US
government for bailing them out of the financial crisis, AIG today announced that
it would sue itself for the reckless manner in which it invested leading up to
the financial crisis, and the crap it pulled after the US government bailed
them out. According to AIG CEO Maurice Greenberg, “We acted in such a reckless manner causing everyone, including me, a lot
of grief. We need to hold ourselves responsible for these actions and the only
way I know how to do this it to sue ourselves. We plan to ask for severe punitive
damages to serve as a lesson to ourselves never to indulge in this kind of
greedy reckless behavior again. I also plan to also name myself as plaintiff and
defendant in this suit so that I can be made to answer publicly in open court
to all the crap that I let go on in my company”.
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